I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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