That's intense
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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