i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You smell like stripper and shame
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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