just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
there is glitter all over my balls
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