And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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