I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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