please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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