I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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