I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
