SEEEEXXX PLEASE
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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