Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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