I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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