I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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