You're so nebulous sometimes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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