Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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