Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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