You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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