there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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