he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
birth control should be required to get into college
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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