So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I cut my penus on the lid.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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