4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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