That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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