Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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