just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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