sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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