I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You are a booty call, not a friend.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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