Whod you bang
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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