Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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