For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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