woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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