yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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