Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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