wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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