if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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