quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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