We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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