people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
it glows. i had to have it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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