I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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