I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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