party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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