If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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