yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
