mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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