i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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