it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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