So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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