Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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