lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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