My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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