Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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