let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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