What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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