yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Damn victory sex feels great
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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