would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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