when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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