Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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